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Cover Brand: Minutes, Not Months
Ethan Decker talks with startup founder Jay Friedman about the explosion of marketing tech tools—and why brands increasingly need help separating real capability from slick websites.
What's the reason ad agencies skew so young?
Ad agencies love to pretend their shockingly young workforces are all about staying relevant with youth culture, but the stark reality is it almost entirely comes down to cheap labor and a willingness to work weekends.
Cover Brand: Big Ideas Start Small
Ethan Decker talks with filmmaker Karen Moore about raising awareness for her work addressing colorism—and why the smartest way to build a national movement might be to start with one city.
The Gen-Z Brand Purpose Myth
Despite what the surveys say about Gen-Z demanding "brand purpose," their actual favorite brands prove they just want big, obvious, easy-to-remember products that simply nail the basics.
Cover Brand: Start With What
Ethan Decker talks with founder Chelsea Burns about the messy early days of building a brand—why focus matters, why most companies don’t start with “why,” and why the real answers come from customers, not your own head.
Why is it so easy for buyers to forget you exist?
People forget your brand because memory naturally decays, so unless you fight exponential forgetting with relentless, distinctive repetition, you’re basically asking a brain that can’t remember its keys to remember your logo.
Cover Brand: Distinctive Beats Descriptive
Ethan Decker talks with Australian agency owner Nic Hinwood about the “small-town perception problem”—and how turning your location from liability into signal might be the smartest branding move you can make.
What Role Does Customer Satisfaction Play in Your Company’s Bottomline?
Customer satisfaction matters — but only when you understand what it actually drives, what it costs, and whether it moves penetration or just makes a few people slightly less “meh.”
Cover Brand: Own Your Edge
Ethan Decker and Victoria Carrington Chávez unpack why standing out in marketing isn’t about convincing the old guard—it’s about owning who you are, building for the people who want you, and letting brand science do the heavy lifting.
What Does Click Through Rate Actually Tell You?
Nielsen analyzed nearly 500 global campaigns and found that click-through rate is effectively worthless as a success metric because it has zero correlation with ad recall, brand awareness, purchase intent, or ROI—and is mostly driven by bots anyway.
Cover Brand: Escape the Sea of Sameness
Ethan Decker sits down with Megan Bortner of Labyrinth Digital to unpack one of the hardest problems in marketing: how a small agency grows when most buyers see agencies as interchangeable.
Rethinking ROI as a Measurement of Effectiveness
ROI measures how efficiently you spent money yesterday, but it’s a crap choice for measuring effectiveness because it completely misses the long-term value of the 99% of buyers who are just building consideration sets today.
Cover Brand: Niche or Noise
Ethan Decker sits down with Tatyana Huseynova to explore what it takes to build a brand around an overlooked problem—and how to test whether a niche need is big enough to matter.
Do B2B Buyers Actually Shop Around?
By the time most B2B buyers “start shopping,” they’ve already decided who they’re buying from — which is why long-term brand building quietly does most of the work.
Cover Brand: Luxury Isn’t Louder
Ethan Decker talks with Christy O’Connor about what really separates luxury brands from everyone else—and why premium experiences are built on systems, signals, and service, not just higher prices.
Do Ad Campaigngs Suffer Wear Out?
Most “worn-out” campaigns weren’t exhausted by audiences, but abandoned by teams.
Cover Brand: Consistency Beats Novelty
Sebastian Hidalgo and Ethan Decker unpack why consistency—not constant reinvention—is the real engine of strong brands, from AC/DC albums to defense tech positioning.
How big should you make the logo?
Making your logo bigger rarely hurts likability — but not being recognized hurts everything.
Cover Brand: Multisensory Branding
Most brands obsess over how they look, but Shez Mehra explains why the real opportunity to stand out (and be remembered) is in how your brand sounds.
Is it time to ditch generational labels?
Most “generational differences” aren’t about generations at all — they’re about age, life stage, and us telling ourselves lazy stories.
