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What's the reason ad agencies skew so young?

Ad agencies love to pretend their shockingly young workforces are all about staying relevant with youth culture, but the stark reality is it almost entirely comes down to cheap labor and a willingness to work weekends.

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The Gen-Z Brand Purpose Myth

Despite what the surveys say about Gen-Z demanding "brand purpose," their actual favorite brands prove they just want big, obvious, easy-to-remember products that simply nail the basics.

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Why is it so easy for buyers to forget you exist?

People forget your brand because memory naturally decays, so unless you fight exponential forgetting with relentless, distinctive repetition, you’re basically asking a brain that can’t remember its keys to remember your logo.

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What Does Click Through Rate Actually Tell You?

Nielsen analyzed nearly 500 global campaigns and found that click-through rate is effectively worthless as a success metric because it has zero correlation with ad recall, brand awareness, purchase intent, or ROI—and is mostly driven by bots anyway.

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Rethinking ROI as a Measurement of Effectiveness

ROI measures how efficiently you spent money yesterday, but it’s a crap choice for measuring effectiveness because it completely misses the long-term value of the 99% of buyers who are just building consideration sets today.

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Do B2B Buyers Actually Shop Around?

By the time most B2B buyers “start shopping,” they’ve already decided who they’re buying from — which is why long-term brand building quietly does most of the work.

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