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Why is it so easy for buyers to forget you exist?

People forget your brand because memory naturally decays, so unless you fight exponential forgetting with relentless, distinctive repetition, you’re basically asking a brain that can’t remember its keys to remember your logo.

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Ethan Decker Ethan Decker

What Does Click Through Rate Actually Tell You?

Nielsen analyzed nearly 500 global campaigns and found that click-through rate is effectively worthless as a success metric because it has zero correlation with ad recall, brand awareness, purchase intent, or ROI—and is mostly driven by bots anyway.

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Ethan Decker Ethan Decker

Rethinking ROI as a Measurement of Effectiveness

ROI measures how efficiently you spent money yesterday, but it’s a crap choice for measuring effectiveness because it completely misses the long-term value of the 99% of buyers who are just building consideration sets today.

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Ethan Decker Ethan Decker

Do B2B Buyers Actually Shop Around?

By the time most B2B buyers “start shopping,” they’ve already decided who they’re buying from — which is why long-term brand building quietly does most of the work.

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