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Cover Brand: A Tagline That Travels

Ethan Decker sits down with Jenny Desmond of Vive Mas Tours to dig into taglines, travel branding, and how to get 55+ adventurers off the couch and into unforgettable Latin American experiences.

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How does one update the purchase funnel?

The funnel isn’t awareness→consideration→purchase anymore; it’s live→look→buy, and our job is to build memories, nudge in-market shoppers, and make buying super-easy.

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Do new categories follow brand laws?

Even in fast-moving, newborn categories, the laws of brand physics still show up early—big brands get bigger, small brands stay smaller, wiggle stays wiggle—so judge yourself against the laws, not the vibes.

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Cover Brand: Viral Conditions

Ethan Decker sits down with Evante Daniels of Seeqer to dive into the science of branding, why context matters more than content, and how syncing with your audience’s nervous system is the new secret to unbeatable brands.

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What’s the best value in influencers?

Turns out the best influencer bang for your buck isn’t the megastar or the micro — it’s that Goldilocks zone around a million followers, where engagement peaks before fame dilutes the magic.

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Cover Brand: Vibe Marketing

Ethan Decker sits down with vocalist, songwriter, and teacher Amy Biondo to riff on cover songs, crafting unforgettable musical experiences, and how “vibe marketing” can make your band the obvious choice for life’s biggest occasions.

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What brand element makes the strongest first impression?

Turns out your logo alone isn’t the showstopper you think it is — in those critical first two seconds, your sound does more for your brand than your symbol ever will, because our brains remember what they hear faster than what they see.

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Cover Brand: Traps & Treasures

This week on Cover Brand, Ethan talks with data strategist Crys Kelly about why followers and impressions don’t equal growth—and how to spot the numbers that actually move your brand forward.

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